- wyoming
- 1. (Wyoming) (759↑, 256↓)Possibly the most ignored unpopulated state in America.
Wyoming? Where the fuck is Wyoming?
Author: Alicia http://wyoming.urbanup.com/1699742. (Wyoming) (609↑, 245↓)Its shaped like [Colorado]Author: The Great X-wing Ace http://wyoming.urbanup.com/714413. (wyoming) (452↑, 105↓)The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something."I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful." "Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there\!" "I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
Author: GetoutofLaramie http://wyoming.urbanup.com/23616324. (Wyoming) (437↑, 302↓)1)where you can actually see the stars at night 2)Find real cowboys 3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy 4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school 5)having the phone is a luxury 6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna 7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you 8)where the cows make up half the population 9)where the elevation exceeds the population 10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns 11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold 12)where giving the bird means look up 13)people actually wave 14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 500 15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this2nd largest city in wy City of Powell population 5375
Author: boomer http://wyoming.urbanup.com/9245485. (wyoming) (168↑, 54↓)The state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when [Yellowstone] erupts.Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.
Author: Tegabater http://wyoming.urbanup.com/25980246. (Wyoming) (148↑, 42↓)A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."Wyoming is a state in the US.
Author: IwonderwhatIputhere http://wyoming.urbanup.com/22327757. (Wyoming) (212↑, 134↓)State in the western USA where Coloradans go to buy fireworks that are illegal in Colorado and fugitives go to hide.And there's some cows and shit too...
Author: Bella_x http://wyoming.urbanup.com/12208388. (wyoming) (109↑, 58↓)Supposedly a state in the [United States]. In reality, wyoming does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from wyoming. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through wyoming, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. This knowledge is commonly introduced to high school freshmen.Blond chick: Hey, I'm going to wyoming for vacation\! Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.
Author: amckenzie http://wyoming.urbanup.com/29927199. (Wyoming) (78↑, 37↓)Chicago is the windy city, Wyoming is the Windy State. Has many, many natural resources (only Texas produces more oil) and has some of, if not the largest coal mines in the world, not many people, but generally accepting of others, so long as they don't butt into other people's lives. Often said to hold true to the Constitution (that all men are created equal), and where liberals are generally looked down upon (especially when liberal groups try to stuff laws down our throats, just look up a few things from the Matthew Shephard Case, the media and many gay rights activist groups tried to force new laws on us and make us into hicks), fairly Conservative (we may have a Democrat for a Governor, but he did not approve of any of the Democratic Candidates), the people of Southern Wyoming don't really like the Greenies (Coloradans) too much, especially during "border wars" between Universities of the 2 states.The reason that Wyoming is so windy is because Montana blows and Colorado sucks. Texas lost their Cowboy way, so it's down to Wyoming now. Cowboy Up. (Means, in short, to toughen up for whatever comes your way).
Author: A Wyoming Guy http://wyoming.urbanup.com/281594710. (Wyoming) (120↑, 93↓)A midwestern state that contains more cattle and sheep than people. It is very windy, therefor it has very little shrubbery. The plane flight into Casper, WY is called 'the vomit comit' because there is so much turbulance. There are some very beautiful places in Wyoming such as Yellowstone National Park. You can buy almost any kind of fireworks there, and if there is a speed limit, its barely enforced. Since there is less than half a million people there are very few cities. The few main ones being Cheyenne, Casper, and Powell. Wyoming is one of the few states still inhabitated by 'real' cowboys who catch rattlesnakes and ride horses around in tight pants. Over all, because Wyoming has very few people and even less reasons to visit, it is seen as a boring, baren, uninteresting land. This is untrue.Wyoming is the 9th largest state and is the least populated. Rhode Island is the size of Natrona County (the county Casper is in) yet it contains more than twice the amount of people in the entire state.
Author: Dahlia http://wyoming.urbanup.com/142721111. (Wyoming) (221↑, 197↓)Some Gigantic black hole out in the middle of nowhere in the United States that sucks the soul and life out of everything that gets too close.He got too cloe to Wyoming, the idiot\!
Author: SovietViking http://wyoming.urbanup.com/45378112. (Wyoming) (53↑, 33↓)Where men are men, women are scarce, and the sheep are nervous."Where do you live?" "Wyoming" "I'm sorry"
Author: Timorabi http://wyoming.urbanup.com/414058513. (wyoming) (92↑, 71↓)a state with just about no people; almost everyone is a rancher; lots of nice scenary and evil copsNo one knows a damn thing about Wyoming.
Author: StatesDude http://wyoming.urbanup.com/59074214. (Wyoming) (50↑, 31↓)*Lowest population density per square mile of all 50 states. *Perhaps the best area for alternative energy production with very high winds being average & an above average number of usable solar hours per day/year. *Demographics in the Laramie-Casper-Rawlins triangle display Caucasian & Hispanic populations, very few Blacks. *Great state if we could only keep the yuppies out\!Wyoming is a thinly populated & windy state with extreme seasonal weather, both summer & winter.
Author: wy0mn http://wyoming.urbanup.com/237140915. (Wyoming) (34↑, 22↓)The coolest state ever, where people can walk to stores and other places without being kid napped. People don't care what music you listen to but the most comonly listened to is rap, hip hop, Heavy metal, and country.There are really harsh terrible winters and the summer is really hot. Its always windy and its somtimes to windy, but tornados arn't really a problem. The elavation is more than most populations. There are a ton of people in Wyoming despite what people say. There are a ton of horses and cows. Cowboys are half the population. Its basicly the best place to live ever ever ever.
Author: Wyoming Gurl http://wyoming.urbanup.com/418199616. (wyoming) (14↑, 6↓)where vegetarian really means "Bad Hunter"bad hunters are vegetarians in wyoming
Author: Lonewolf1337 http://wyoming.urbanup.com/552899917. (wyoming) (9↑, 3↓)what the fuck is a wyoming????????????lol wyoming
Author: tyler schlotman http://wyoming.urbanup.com/609188818. (Wyoming) (16↑, 10↓)A cult. This is evident whenever you go into the post office, Safeway, etc. and 90% of people are wearing shirts, hats and jackets saying "Wyoming." Everyone in Wyoming wears only Wyoming clothing and no one in any other state ever wears a "Wyoming" anything.I went into the grocery store in Cheyenne, and I was the only one there who wasn't wearing something that said "Wyoming."
Author: uytur http://wyoming.urbanup.com/519417219. (Wyoming) (12↑, 8↓)A place where people can run off to and get married because no one thinks to look for lovers that run to Wyoming.Let's go to Wyoming together\! Wyoming is a great place for lovers.
Author: wyominglover http://wyoming.urbanup.com/503279920. (Wyoming) (40↑, 36↓)It is a Lakota word meaning "Dang, it's sure is windy\!"Wake up and find your tepee has gone with the wind... and exclaim "Wyoming\!"
Author: Larry Farr http://wyoming.urbanup.com/80347321. (Wyoming) (1↑, 1↓)Officially, this is a state in the United States of America. Unofficially, Universities from other states (especially Eastern US) know it as WHYoming.Out-of-stater: Why do you live in Whyoming? Local: I don't know why, but I live in Wyoming. Out-of-stater: Oh, is that near Sydney? Local: Nope, it's in East Dakota. Out-of-stater: Oh. Still don't know Whyoming. Local: ... Why Wyomin'? Because Wyomin' ain't fer everbuddy.
Author: Mountain Lady http://wyoming.urbanup.com/623609822. (Wyoming) (4↑, 5↓)A place in the western united states border by Idaho, Montana,Colorado,Utah,South Dakota, and Nebraska. A place where we hate how most of the rest of the country is. We do have internet and cell phones and almost everyone has those things. No sheep aren't scared in wyoming, raising cattle and sheep do make money though. Hey I know everything about Wyoming I live in the damn state and its very real.Lets go get hammered at the forge in lander wyoming
Author: JosephSimpson89 http://wyoming.urbanup.com/611602923. (wyoming) (60↑, 61↓)It's a state out in the middle of nothingness. I'm surprised people actually live here. We have towns with no gas stations, no post offices, one trailor house and a population of 10. Main towns being, Casper and Cheyenne. Powell isn't a major town..I know I live there.Dude, Wyoming sucks...
Author: WTF my name is Kaysie... http://wyoming.urbanup.com/164757624. (wyoming) (3↑, 6↓)1)where you can actually see the stars at night 2)Find real cowboys 3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy 4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school 5)having the phone is a luxury 6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna 7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you 8)where the cows make up half the population 9)where the elevation exceeds the population 10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns 11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold 12)where giving the bird means look up 13)people actually wave 14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 2000 15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then thiswyomings' biggest city is Casper with a population around 60,000
Author: jamesyboy96 http://wyoming.urbanup.com/589064325. (Wyoming) (4↑, 7↓)Used in conversation as a derogatory term for someone/something/somewhere that is dero or bogan. Referring to the 5th most bogan suburb in Australia.Did you get that haircut in Wyoming?
Author: Kool-Moe-Dee http://wyoming.urbanup.com/552679726. (Wyoming) (8↑, 12↓)A suburb in the city of Gosford, on the Central Coast of NSW, Australia. The "Dark Side" of Wyoming is a Housing Commission area generally housing "ex"-criminals and ice addicts. Today Tonight ranked it \#5 in it's 10 Most Bogan Suburbs list and many of us couldn't be fuckin' prouder. The drug of choice in Wyoming is Crystal Meth although weed is also prevalent. Wyoming is a stronghold for the 2250 gang.Don't go to the [dark side] of Wyoming unless you wanna get rolled.
Author: Kool-Moe-Dee http://wyoming.urbanup.com/552676927. (Wyoming) (22↑, 34↓)The most useless and desolate state in the U.S.Ron: I'm going to Wyoming to check out Yellowstone. Jeremy: Where the fuck is Wyoming?
Author: anonymonusman3232 http://wyoming.urbanup.com/430103728. (Wyoming) (17↑, 29↓)Pertaining to doing cocaine.Hey dude are we going to go to Wyoming this weekend or what?
Author: Potto http://wyoming.urbanup.com/355470629. (Wyoming) (57↑, 70↓)A place that doesn't exist."You know, I don't know anyone from Wyoming. Seriously"
Author: KGibran http://wyoming.urbanup.com/140546230. (Wyoming) (31↑, 45↓)Home state of at least one draftdodging liberal-hating pointy headed conservative chickenhawk. This state is heavily subsidized by hardworking liberals and Mexican immigrants in states like New Jersey, California, and Massachusetts.On the plus side, Wyoming was the first state to allow women to vote.
Author: Richard L. Peterson http://wyoming.urbanup.com/270259431. (Wyoming) (9↑, 25↓)A lovely little town very close to Forest Lake, Minnesota...(The drug town)I think i'll take a drive to Wyoming to escape the racist area of Forest Lake.
Author: heeeheeehee http://wyoming.urbanup.com/382654232. (Wyoming) (31↑, 50↓)Bum-fuck America. Everything is brown. Worse than Hell (Over 100 degrees in the summer and below zero in the winter). Always windy. Home to a special breed of humans known as "Homodumbasses". Bad drivers\! The asshole of America.If I owned Wyoming and Hell I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.
Author: CabooseTheTeamKiller http://wyoming.urbanup.com/378300233. (wyoming) (39↑, 58↓)a state with a population of two. the biggest buildin is a dudes house.wyoming is fireworks galore though. no point if ppl cant see em.
Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://wyoming.urbanup.com/136023234. (Wyoming) (33↑, 55↓)A place with little population were the best city to live in is Casper.Cheyenne sucks lets move to Casper
Author: Chicago1923 http://wyoming.urbanup.com/129951835. (Wyoming) (38↑, 64↓)1. Government conspiracy set up after the ebola virus literally ATE THROUGH some land near Colorado and Utah. 2. Nonexistant. 3. A throne of lies.Police: Where were you on the night of the murder? Suspect: Wyoming. Police: Son, there is no Wyoming. This alibi simply doesn't check out...
Author: The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse http://wyoming.urbanup.com/170334836. (Wyoming) (73↑, 100↓)A hardscrabble, desolate, windswept dump masquerading as a state. It is populated by uncouth, uneducated, oafish, doltish, unfashionable, unattractive, not particularly friendly and often quite frightening cretins. I unconditionally guarantee you that you have never seen so many squalid trailer parks or filthy pickup trucks. It is cold and the roads, which invariably feature potholes the size of Utah every two feet, are ice covered and dangerous for many months out of the year. This inhospitable place is as tough on tires and cars as it is on its sad, marginalized residents. There are "ground blizzards" which often make the already ridiculously faded lines marking the road lanes impossible to distinguish. There is only one university in the state - though tiny Wyoming Catholic College did open last year, making two institutions where one might pursue an academic degree higher than the Associate of Pipeline Welding. Meth use plagues the already traumatized populace, lending an ugly, menacing aura to many Wyomingites. You will find them (men, women and children alike) to be an incredibly foul-mouthed lot. It is one of only two states in the U.S. with no gay bar. There are three malls in the state - in Cheyenne, Casper and Rock Springs. They are little more than glorified WalMarts, however. You will find no Saks Fifth Avenue, Lord & Taylor, Neiman Marcus, or even a Pottery Barn, be assured. Tattoos abound. Bookstores don't. Bad teeth do, along with stringy hair, leathery skin and filthy clothes which look like they were pulled directly from the Salvation Army reject dumpster. Even enduring the morning or nightly news from Cheyenne or Casper is a punishing, depressing experience. Cheyenne's newscast is marginally (but only marginally) better than Casper's K4. One can only imagine where K4 found that silly, dressed-like-an-absolute-buffoon fat blimp guy or that seemingly sweet but frumpy as all hell girl (or the anorexic girl who reports on the weekends). Or who in the hell designed that pathetic 1970s set for the studio. Wyoming is a hard drinking place with far more than its share of trashy, skanky little saloons. That's just about it, though. There is appallingly little of anything else - least of all hope. I recommend reading Annie Proulx's 'Close Range: Wyoming Stories' to get an accurate portrait of Wyoming. It includes eleven short stories. Among these is 'Brokeback Mountain'. You can skip that one if you are a homophobe like most Wyomingites, and just read the other ten (which aren't "gay" or "bi"). The two gay/bi sheep herders in the short story 'Brokeback Mountain' are not even likeable - so it isn't gay "propoganda" for you paranoid types. They are uneducated high school dropouts, one of whom has buck teeth and the other has a strange growth on one eyelid and a fat ass/large hips to boot. Neither is particularly honorable or decent, not that anyone else in the collection is either.Living in Wyoming is made easier with counseling.
Author: W. Hollingsworth http://wyoming.urbanup.com/293132837. (Wyoming) (29↑, 63↓)An incorporated city in [SW] [Ohio] just out of [Cincinnati]. Very beautiful with many a tall, luscious, green tree. Known for its excellent school system, most notably its highschool.The City of Wyoming is the most desirable town in [southwest] [Ohio] apart from the [Village of Indian Hill], and at least *Wyoming* has easy access to [civilization]\!\!
Author: Victor Van Styn http://wyoming.urbanup.com/141636938. (Wyoming) (37↑, 72↓)the definition of worthless. the population which consists of 60% idiot truck-driving conformist cowboys (usually alcoholics), 38% deer which havent been hit by a truck yet, and 2% people who exist on some normal plain. the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away. wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around. the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details. the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.) An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant. so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.Person \#1 - What are you dumb? Person \#2 - Hey\! Be nice, he's from Wyoming Person \#1 - Oh...My bad.
Author: Phyxius http://wyoming.urbanup.com/324366939. (Wyoming) (31↑, 88↓)The state with the smallest population of 444,000 as of 2000. Also has only one city (Cheyenne) and only a few mentionable big towns such as Cody, Sheridan, and Laramie. In the winter, it stays below 0 for about 3 months specially in the west, and in the summer, the east gets anally hot, up to the 100s. There is nothing to do in Wyoming except for ski. If you are in eastern Wyoming, you are fucked, your better of in KansasWow, id rather live in North Dakota then have to spend a week in Wyoming
Author: jeremy http://wyoming.urbanup.com/38323440. (Wyoming) (30↑, 101↓)The home of the evil empire, and unequealled source of incest, underage pregnancies, domestic abuse, and Hutcho obsequiousness. Also home of the infamous Wyomodome.Wyoming is such a bog.
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